British Sitcom Says
What's being said in these classic scenes from the best of British sitcoms? A picture quiz! 20 Questions.
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ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES. What song have Del and Rodney just finished listening to?
"Please Welease Me"
RED DWARF. What's the next thing Ace Rimmer quips?
"See you later, alligator!"
"Be the cougar"
"Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas"
FATHER TED. What concept is Ted trying to teach Dougal?
THE OFFICE. David is just finding out the reason why he's been given what nickname?
PORRIDGE. Doctor: "See those flasks over there, I want you to fill one for me"
Fletch: "What, from 'ere?"
Fletch: "Sure. You fancy a sundae?"
Fletch: "Urine for a treat, Doc"
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES. What does Hyacinth say when she answers the phone?
"Bouquet residence, lady of the house speaking"
FAWLTY TOWERS. After crying with fear from believing this man is an inspector, what does Basil weepingly repeat back after being told what he does?
BOTTOM. Richie has just realised that the guys have given what to the baby?
Red wine, cigarettes and a crucifix
Three holy books. None of them the Bible
Gold, Frankenstein and Grrr
THE BRITTAS EMPIRE. What have Gordon and his team got cornered in the cubicle?
A serial killer
An OAP on a mobility scooter
THE VICAR OF DIBLEY. What is Frank revealing on this radio broadcast?
That he once killed a man
That he's gay
That he's an ex-convict
That he bored his parents to death
ARE YOU BEING SERVED? What did Mrs Slocombe shout out to garner this reaction?
"I think I'm in love with Mr Lucas!"
"Mr Humphries, leave my pussy alone!"
"Miss Brahms, you've dropped your knickers"
"I can't stand that Peacock!"
I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE. What is Alan yelling across the car park?
"Back of the net!"
"You're a mentalist!"
"Smell my cheese!"
SOME MOTHERS DO 'AVE 'EM. "I don't have one because I'm a Herbert". How many does Frank have?
ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE. What is Mrs Warboys revealing this dog's name to be?
THE INBETWEENERS. What does Will quietly say to himself after realising what he's done?
"Definitely going to hell"
"Oh... no... help"
"I'm the worst human being in the world"
EVER DECREASING CIRCLES. What did Martin write on this folder straight after giving it to Paul?
'From Martin Bryce'
STEPTOE & SON. At his brother's funeral, why does Albert consider it a significant occasion?
"He always said I'd croak it first"
"Last soddin' funeral I'll have to go to"
"I got to have the last laugh"
"First bleedin' drink I've ever had on him"
EXTRAS. Andy: "It's either Starsky or Hutch, I could never remember". Ben: "Was that supposed to be funny?".
Andy: "Got a pretty big laugh"
Andy: "You tell me, you were in it"
Andy: "Thought you were the comedian"
Andy: "Nah, it was just a happy accident"
BLACKADDER. "I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck, and then discovering...
that you're wearing your favourite tie"
the war is over"
there's a gas bill tied to it"
that your mother threw it"
DAD'S ARMY. What's the story of the old empty barn?
"It was doomed"
"Nobody ever came out"
"The farmer sold it"
"There was nothing in it"
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