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British Sitcom Says

What's being said in these classic scenes from the best of British sitcoms? A picture quiz! 20 Questions.

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ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES. What song have Del and Rodney just finished listening to?

  • "Please Welease Me"
  • "Congwatulations"
  • "Cwying"

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RED DWARF. What's the next thing Ace Rimmer quips?

  • "See you later, alligator!"
  • "Be the cougar"
  • "Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas"

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FATHER TED. What concept is Ted trying to teach Dougal?

  • Arithmetic
  • Sexuality
  • Perspective

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THE OFFICE. David is just finding out the reason why he's been given what nickname?

  • Mr Toad
  • The Blob
  • Jabba

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PORRIDGE. Doctor: "See those flasks over there, I want you to fill one for me"

  • Fletch: "What, from 'ere?"
  • Fletch: "Sure. You fancy a sundae?"
  • Fletch: "Urine for a treat, Doc"

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KEEPING UP APPEARANCES. What does Hyacinth say when she answers the phone?

  • "Bouquet residence, lady of the house speaking"
  • "4291"
  • "Good moaning"

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FAWLTY TOWERS. After crying with fear from believing this man is an inspector, what does Basil weepingly repeat back after being told what he does?

  • "Insurance broker"
  • "James Callaghan"
  • "Outboard motors"

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BOTTOM. Richie has just realised that the guys have given what to the baby?

  • Red wine, cigarettes and a crucifix
  • Three holy books. None of them the Bible
  • Gold, Frankenstein and Grrr
  • Easter Eggs

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THE BRITTAS EMPIRE. What have Gordon and his team got cornered in the cubicle?

  • A serial killer
  • An ostrich
  • An OAP on a mobility scooter
  • A gorilla

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THE VICAR OF DIBLEY. What is Frank revealing on this radio broadcast?

  • That he once killed a man
  • That he's gay
  • That he's an ex-convict
  • That he bored his parents to death

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ARE YOU BEING SERVED? What did Mrs Slocombe shout out to garner this reaction?

  • "I think I'm in love with Mr Lucas!"
  • "Mr Humphries, leave my pussy alone!"
  • "Miss Brahms, you've dropped your knickers"
  • "I can't stand that Peacock!"

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I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE. What is Alan yelling across the car park?

  • "Back of the net!"
  • "You're a mentalist!"
  • "Smell my cheese!"
  • "Dan!"

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SOME MOTHERS DO 'AVE 'EM. "I don't have one because I'm a Herbert". How many does Frank have?

  • 0
  • 1
  • 5
  • 7

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ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE. What is Mrs Warboys revealing this dog's name to be?

  • Victor
  • Nippy
  • Puss
  • Spot

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THE INBETWEENERS. What does Will quietly say to himself after realising what he's done?

  • "Definitely going to hell"
  • "Oh... no... help"
  • "You bumder"
  • "I'm the worst human being in the world"

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EVER DECREASING CIRCLES. What did Martin write on this folder straight after giving it to Paul?

  • 'New Neighbour'
  • 'Paul'
  • 'From Martin Bryce'
  • 'Laughing boy'

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STEPTOE & SON. At his brother's funeral, why does Albert consider it a significant occasion?

  • "He always said I'd croak it first"
  • "Last soddin' funeral I'll have to go to"
  • "I got to have the last laugh"
  • "First bleedin' drink I've ever had on him"

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EXTRAS. Andy: "It's either Starsky or Hutch, I could never remember". Ben: "Was that supposed to be funny?".

  • Andy: "Got a pretty big laugh"
  • Andy: "You tell me, you were in it"
  • Andy: "Thought you were the comedian"
  • Andy: "Nah, it was just a happy accident"

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BLACKADDER. "I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck, and then discovering...

  • that you're wearing your favourite tie"
  • the war is over"
  • there's a gas bill tied to it"
  • that your mother threw it"

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DAD'S ARMY. What's the story of the old empty barn?

  • "It was doomed"
  • "Nobody ever came out"
  • "The farmer sold it"
  • "There was nothing in it"