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Saucy Seaside Postcard Punch Lines

Can you find the original punch line for the postcard depicted? 8 Questions.

 
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Which one is the Postcard’s original punch line?

  • Peter, when are you going to get up?
  • Blackpool Tower isn’t as big as I thought it would be either!
  • I must get a little stick of Blackpool Rock!

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Which one is the Postcard’s original punch line?

  • Ginger nuts! I knew I’d forgotten something!
  • You’re a cheeky boy Fred
  • And I used to think the sun shone from it!

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Which one is the Postcard’s original punch line?

  • “The pub on the corner reminds me of George” “The Halfway Inn?”
  • Isn’t it great that hats with bows are in fashion this season?
  • “Didn’t she marry him after all?” “No, he had a bad accident and it was broken off!”

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Which one is the Postcard’s original punch line?

  • I’m sitting on my ass on the sands
  • Horsing around on the beach
  • Donkey – “One at a time please”

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Which one is the Postcard’s original punch line?

  • Get out of the way Mister or I’ll honk his horns!
  • “You’re taking the bull to stud? – Couldn’t your father do that?” “Yes Mister – but the bull does it better!”
  • “Have you milked that cow?” “I wouldn’t want to try – it’s a bull!”

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Which one is the Postcard’s original punch line?

  • “Are you wearing that yellow mack for a bet?”
  • “Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”
  • “She’s a nice girl. Doesn’t drink or smoke and only swears when it slips out!”

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Which one is the Postcard’s original punch line?

  • And tonight, This Is Your Life!
  • “Do you like Kipling?” “I don’t know you naughty boy, I’ve never kippled!”
  • Shall I open it up so you can look inside?

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Which one is the Postcard’s original punch line?

  • Hospital food ain’t what it used to be.
  • That’s not a bed pan nurse!
  • I distinctly said prick his boil Nurse!

 

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