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Science Jokes Quiz

You may be able to guess the punch lines, but can you understand them? 8 Questions.

 
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1

What do you call a faulty spirometer?

  • Lapsed
  • Expired
  • Croaked

2

While chatting up a woman, why did the man wish he was the enzyme DNA helicase?

  • So they could start bonding
  • So he could unzip her genes
  • So he could find her base

3

For how much does the barman sell a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate?

  • 80p
  • 20p
  • 50p

4

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?

  • Let's take the 'tube'
  • Why don't we 'leave'?
  • I like your 'style'

5

Where does mercury come from?

  • Hg Wells
  • Cu Springs
  • Be Root

6

Can you complete the line "Resistance begins at _______"?

  • Holmes
  • Ohm
  • Herm

7

An orange rolls across a table. What physical force brings it to a halt?

  • Orange squash
  • Juice Repulsion
  • Pulp Friction

8

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

  • To fall off the other side
  • To get to the same side
  • To meet itself

 

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