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Christmas Cracker Jokes

Guess the terrible punchline! Hope you like my fun Christmas Quiz! 8 Questions.

 
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1

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

  • Ouch!
  • Nothing, it just let out a little wine
  • Boo Hoo

2

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?

  • He had an argument with Santa.
  • Santa was sitting on him.
  • He had low elf-esteem.

3

What is Good King Wenceslas’ favourite pizza?

  • Deep pan, crisp and even.
  • Pepperoni
  • Hawaiian

4

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

  • Goalie
  • Annette
  • Cold

5

Why was the scarecrow awarded the nobel prize?

  • He was very peaceful
  • He wrote a good book
  • He was outstanding in his field

6

Two cannibals eating a clown. One said to the other.......

  • What's he got to smile about?
  • Does this taste funny to you?
  • Chewy, isn't he?

7

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

  • Frosties
  • Shreddies
  • Coco Pops

8

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other.........

  • I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
  • I'm cold
  • Can you smell carrots?

 

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