Christmas Cracker Jokes
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had an argument with Santa.
Santa was sitting on him.
He had low elf-esteem.
What is Good King Wenceslasâ€™ favourite pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Why was the scarecrow awarded the nobel prize?
He was very peaceful
He wrote a good book
He was outstanding in his field
Two cannibals eating a clown. One said to the other.......
What's he got to smile about?
Does this taste funny to you?
Chewy, isn't he?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other.........
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Can you smell carrots?
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