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Knock-out punch lines 2.

Can you pick the correct punch line for these 10 jokes? 10 Questions.

 
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What might be the correct punch line for this poser? What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

  • An investigator
  • A snappy dresser
  • An actor
  • A swimmer

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What might the punch line be to this old gag? What's the best treatment for water on the brain?

  • Aspirins
  • A gasket
  • A tap on the head
  • Sticky plaster

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What could be the answer to this joke? How did the tap dancer injure himself?

  • He cut his finger
  • He broke his arm
  • He fell in the sink and fractured his ankle
  • He fell off his bike

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What might be the answer to this joke? A man told his doctor he thought he was losing his hearing. When asked what the symptons were he said what?

  • A yellow cartoon family
  • I can't read the paper
  • I can't hear the TV
  • I can't remember

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What might be the punch line to this old gag? What did the doctor say when his patient told me he felt like a pair of curtains?

  • Keep taking the tablets
  • Pull yourself together
  • Go to bed earlier
  • Stop wasting my time

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What might be the punch line to this poser? What did the doctor say when his patient told him he thought he was a spoon?

  • That's strange!
  • You're not
  • What size spoon?
  • Keep still and don't stir

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What could be the answer to this old joke? How do you stop fish from smelling?

  • Keep them in water
  • Keep them in foil
  • Cut off their noses
  • Cut off their tales

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What might the answer be to this joke? What did the doctor reply when his patient asked if the ointment he had been prescribed would clear up his spots?

  • It should do
  • I can't make rash promises
  • Let's hope so
  • Perhaps

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What might be the answer to this silly joke? What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?

  • She was sick
  • She got all tangled up
  • She took up knitting
  • She gave birth to mittens

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What might the answer be to this joke? What did the doctor say to his patient when he said he kept thinking he was a wigwam or a teepee?

  • Try to relax. You're too tense
  • Try going camping
  • Join the scouts
  • Buy a Swiss Army knife

 

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