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Knock-Out Punch Lines Quiz

Smile please and match the right ending for the following 8 jokes. 8 Questions.

 
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What might be the ending to this joke? My dog's got no nose so how does he smell?

  • He can't
  • Sweet
  • Terrible
  • Seldom

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What might be the punch line to this joke? What's black, white and red all over?

  • Zebra
  • Newspaper
  • Piano
  • Flag

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What might be the punch line to this joke? Why did the man hit the smiling clairvoyant?

  • He was told to strike a happy medium
  • He was in a bad mood
  • He thought she was lying
  • He was insulted

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What might be the punch line to this joke? What happened to the man who couldn't tell the difference between butter and putty?

  • He lost his job
  • He ate some putty
  • One hot day all his windows fell out
  • He changed to eating margarine

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What might be the punch line to this joke? What did the earwig say when he fell out of a tree?

  • 'Ere we go
  • Watch out below
  • It's a long way down
  • Ooooops!

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What might be the punch line to this old joke? Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

  • My sister
  • My mother
  • My neighbour
  • That's no lady. That's my wife

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What might be the punch line to this joke? What did the man with shaking hands tell the doctor when asked if he drank much?

  • Only at week-ends
  • No, I spill most of it
  • Only on my birthday
  • Only at Xmas

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What might be the punch line to this joke? What did the baby polar bear say as he sat on an ice-floe?

  • I'm hungry
  • Let's go for a swim
  • Where's my dad?
  • My tale is told

 

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