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Secrets Of A Really Happy Marriage? Quiz

Having ignored all advice and gone ahead with the wedding, now you need to make the marriage work! (Chauvinist comedy only, play at your own risk!) 10 Questions.

 
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When a wife complained about having to do the housework, which 'domestic goddess' told her "But that's your job"?

  • Aggie MacKenzie
  • Anthea Turner
  • Nigella Lawson
  • Pippa Middleton

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How does a real wife wake her husband in the morning?

  • Brings him a cup of tea/coffee in bed
  • Softly turns on the radio
  • With a kiss while gently stroking his forehead
  • All of the above

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How should a real wife regularly welcome her husband home from work?

  • By screaming "You’ve been down the pub again!"
  • By screaming "You’re late!"
  • Armed with a rolling pin
  • Have the scotch/beer ready and the TV on

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From a woman's point of view, what is the most dangerous way to welcome a husband home from work?

  • Dressed only in a negligee
  • By screaming "You've been down the pub again!"
  • Pointing out the lipstick on his collar
  • By screaming "You're late!"

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From a man's point of view, what is the best way for a wife to welcome his return home from work?

  • By screaming "You've been down the pub again!"
  • Pointing out the lipstick on his collar
  • Dressed only in a negligee
  • By screaming "You're late!"

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How should a real husband demonstrate his gratitude for a well cooked meal?

  • By saying "Thank you"
  • Belch loudly and say "Compliments to the cook"
  • By writing a letter to 'The Times'
  • By pouring himself a glass of port

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How does a real husband demonstrate consideration to his wife in clearing away after a meal?

  • Helps to wash up
  • Helps to dry up
  • Holds the door open while she carries the dishes out
  • Loads the dishwasher

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How should a real husband make sure the rubbish is collected efficiently?

  • Comment that the bins are full
  • Take it out the night before collection
  • Take it out early on collection day
  • Take it to the tip

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What is the husband's role in shopping?

  • To carry the shopping
  • Flick the boot latch for wife to load/unload the purchases
  • To protect his wife from unwanted attention
  • To provide advice and guidance

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If you have a row, what is Phyllis Diller's advice? "Never go to bed mad, ...."

  • "...Kiss and make up"
  • "...Apologise profusely"
  • "...Sleep in separate rooms"
  • "...Stay up and fight all night"

 

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