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Really Bad Jokes

Guess the punchline. You'll be glad when this one's over! 8 Questions.

 
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1

A chip orders a beer. The bartender says?

  • I'm sorry, we don't serve food
  • Would you like crisps too
  • Would you prefer vinegar

2

Doctor doctor, I feel like a deck of cards.

  • It doesn't suit you
  • Sit down, I'll deal with you later
  • Shuffle off

3

Why did the chicken cross the road?

  • To get to the supermarket
  • To show the hedgehog it was possible
  • His mates dared him

4

A piece of string orders a beer. The bartender says "we don't serve string". The string says?

  • I'm a boot lace
  • I'm not string
  • I'm a frayed knot

5

Marriage is not a word......

  • It's a bit of a worry
  • It's a commitment
  • It's a sentence

6

Doctor tells old man "I need a urine, semen and stool sample". Old man says to wife, "What did he say?". Wife answers....?

  • He needs your underpants
  • He's feeling brave
  • He needs some samples

7

Your mamma is so scary she walked into a haunted house and came out with...?

  • A ghost
  • An application form
  • A smile

8

My boss is so daft he thinks Meow Mix is...?

  • A CD for cats
  • Dog food
  • Fish food

 

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