Harry Hill's 'Hilarious' Jokes Quiz
Can you guess the punchline of Harry Hill's 'hilarious' jokes from his own jokebook? 10 Questions.
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What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "What do you get if you cross a T-rex?"
A whiff of bad breath
A big mess on the floor
What's the punchline to this Harry Hill joke? "My parents hated me so much they..."
Got another kid to play me in our home movies
Kept me in a cage as a warning to the other two
Called childline then left me on the curb
Didn't feed me
What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "What do you call a sheep with no legs?"
Half a sheep
What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "Why did the duck cross the road?"
The chicken was on holiday
All of the chickens had been run over
He wanted a change from the pond
He was glued to the chicken
What is the puchline to this Harry Hill joke: "What do bees chew?"
Nothing, they don't have any teeth
What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "When did Henry VIII die?"
When he found out he actually loved his wife
After he was single for just over a week
Just before they buried him
When he found out the store was out of ham
"Alan: Mum, mum! I fed the fish!" What's the next line of this Harry Hill joke?
Mum: Yes, but I didn't mean feed them to the cat!
Mum: Yes, but I didn't mean give them your vegetables!
Mum: Good boy, Whiskers.
Mum: Did they like the caviare, then?
"Harry: I'd like a return ticket, please. Booking clerk: where to?" What's the next line of this Harry Hill joke?
"To Timbuktu, obviously!"
"Back here, of course!"
"Where do you think, idiot?"
What is the punchline of this Harry Hill joke: "What is the flag of the British Shallots Society?"
The Onion Jack
The Onion of Destiny
The don't have one, they only have a skin
What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "What do you call a girl who stands astride a river?"
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