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Harry Hill's 'Hilarious' Jokes Quiz
Can you guess the punchline of Harry Hill's 'hilarious' jokes from his own jokebook? 10 Questions.
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1
What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "What do you get if you cross a T-rex?"
Teethed on
Eaten
A whiff of bad breath
A big mess on the floor
2
What's the punchline to this Harry Hill joke? "My parents hated me so much they..."
Got another kid to play me in our home movies
Kept me in a cage as a warning to the other two
Called childline then left me on the curb
Didn't feed me
3
What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "What do you call a sheep with no legs?"
A heap
Jerry
Half a sheep
A cloud
4
What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "Why did the duck cross the road?"
The chicken was on holiday
All of the chickens had been run over
He wanted a change from the pond
He was glued to the chicken
5
What is the puchline to this Harry Hill joke: "What do bees chew?"
Buzzle Gum
Tobacco
Honey
Nothing, they don't have any teeth
6
What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "When did Henry VIII die?"
When he found out he actually loved his wife
After he was single for just over a week
Just before they buried him
When he found out the store was out of ham
7
"Alan: Mum, mum! I fed the fish!" What's the next line of this Harry Hill joke?
Mum: Yes, but I didn't mean feed them to the cat!
Mum: Yes, but I didn't mean give them your vegetables!
Mum: Good boy, Whiskers.
Mum: Did they like the caviare, then?
8
"Harry: I'd like a return ticket, please. Booking clerk: where to?" What's the next line of this Harry Hill joke?
"To Candyland"
"To Timbuktu, obviously!"
"Back here, of course!"
"Where do you think, idiot?"
9
What is the punchline of this Harry Hill joke: "What is the flag of the British Shallots Society?"
The Tears-to-Your-Eyes
The Onion Jack
The Onion of Destiny
The don't have one, they only have a skin
10
What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "What do you call a girl who stands astride a river?"
Lizanne
Harbra
Anette
Bridget
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