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Harry Hill's 'Hilarious' Jokes Quiz

Can you guess the punchline of Harry Hill's 'hilarious' jokes from his own jokebook? 10 Questions.

 
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What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "What do you get if you cross a T-rex?"

  • Teethed on
  • Eaten
  • A whiff of bad breath
  • A big mess on the floor

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What's the punchline to this Harry Hill joke? "My parents hated me so much they..."

  • Got another kid to play me in our home movies
  • Kept me in a cage as a warning to the other two
  • Called childline then left me on the curb
  • Didn't feed me

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What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "What do you call a sheep with no legs?"

  • A heap
  • Jerry
  • Half a sheep
  • A cloud

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What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "Why did the duck cross the road?"

  • The chicken was on holiday
  • All of the chickens had been run over
  • He wanted a change from the pond
  • He was glued to the chicken

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What is the puchline to this Harry Hill joke: "What do bees chew?"

  • Buzzle Gum
  • Tobacco
  • Honey
  • Nothing, they don't have any teeth

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What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "When did Henry VIII die?"

  • When he found out he actually loved his wife
  • After he was single for just over a week
  • Just before they buried him
  • When he found out the store was out of ham

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"Alan: Mum, mum! I fed the fish!" What's the next line of this Harry Hill joke?

  • Mum: Yes, but I didn't mean feed them to the cat!
  • Mum: Yes, but I didn't mean give them your vegetables!
  • Mum: Good boy, Whiskers.
  • Mum: Did they like the caviare, then?

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"Harry: I'd like a return ticket, please. Booking clerk: where to?" What's the next line of this Harry Hill joke?

  • "To Candyland"
  • "To Timbuktu, obviously!"
  • "Back here, of course!"
  • "Where do you think, idiot?"

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What is the punchline of this Harry Hill joke: "What is the flag of the British Shallots Society?"

  • The Tears-to-Your-Eyes
  • The Onion Jack
  • The Onion of Destiny
  • The don't have one, they only have a skin

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What is the punchline to this Harry Hill joke: "What do you call a girl who stands astride a river?"

  • Lizanne
  • Harbra
  • Anette
  • Bridget

 

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