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Mother-in-Law Jokers

Famous quotes by famous people about "wife's Mother', but can you remember who is being quoted? 10 Questions.

 
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Who, when his mother-in-law said "one day I will dance on your grave". replied "Good, I'm being buried at sea."?

  • Bob Monkhouse
  • Les Dawson
  • Ken Dodd
  • Bernard Manning

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Who, when his wife said: "Can my mother come down for the weekend?" asked "Why?" only to hear the response "Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already"?

  • Les Dawson
  • Ken Dodd
  • Bernard Manning
  • Bob Monkhouse

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Who claimed he hadn't spoken to his mother-in-law for eighteen months because he didn't like to interrupt her."?

  • Ken Dodd
  • Les Dawson
  • Bob Monkhouse
  • Bernard Manning

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Who reported that a police recruit was asked, during an exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?" With the recruit replying, "I'd call for backup."?

  • Bob Monkhouse
  • Ken Dodd
  • Bernard Manning
  • Les Dawson

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Who Said: "But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses."?

  • Bernard Manning
  • Lord Byron
  • Charles Dickens
  • Jerome K Jerome

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Who said: "I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'?

  • Phyllis Diller
  • Joan Rivers
  • Sarah Millican
  • Catherine tate

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Who said: "My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee"?

  • Joan Rivers
  • Katherine Tate
  • Phyllis Diller
  • Sarah Millican

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Who said: "I'd, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to my mother-in-law; and, even then, if I could have been certain to haunt her"?

  • Lord Byron
  • Jerome K Jerome
  • Charles Dickens
  • Edgar Allan Poe

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Who said: "Honolulu? Well, it's got everything: sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."?

  • Les Dawson
  • Ken Dodd
  • Bob Monkhouse
  • Bernard Manning

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Who said: "I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough."?

  • Bob Monkhouse
  • Bernard Manning
  • Ken Dodd
  • Les Dawson

 

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