Mother-In-Law Jokers Quiz
Famous quotes by famous people about "wife's Mother', but can you remember who is being quoted? 10 Questions.
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Who, when his mother-in-law said "one day I will dance on your grave". replied "Good, I'm being buried at sea."?
Who, when his wife said: "Can my mother come down for the weekend?" asked "Why?" only to hear the response "Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already"?
Who claimed he hadn't spoken to his mother-in-law for eighteen months because he didn't like to interrupt her."?
Who reported that a police recruit was asked, during an exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?" With the recruit replying, "I'd call for backup."?
Who Said: "But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses."?
Jerome K Jerome
Who said: "I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'?
Who said: "My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee"?
Who said: "I'd, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to my mother-in-law; and, even then, if I could have been certain to haunt her"?
Jerome K Jerome
Edgar Allan Poe
Who said: "Honolulu? Well, it's got everything: sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."?
Who said: "I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough."?
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